C: I liked that song where Jay-Z was rapping about his granny.
Me: Oh, his yaya. And she was brewing something... What was it?
C: I don't know. Parsnip.
Me: Parsnip! That's not ethnic enough. Who would even rap about parsnips?
C: I would...
5:51 pm
she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on
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7:10 pm 5 notes
Hahahahahahaha drunk selfie from yesterday’s party. Obviously my weekend has been good.
7:35 pm 1 note
M.I.A. tomorrow!
“I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”
— Vincent van Gogh (via fuckoff-mondays)
(Source: milktree, via loveinthepresenttense)
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