Oh fuck. Made a stupid grammatical error in a public forum and I can’t erase it. My life is over. Fuck me.
fyeahkikomizuhara: Chanel News - TWO DAYS IN PARIS WITH KIKO MIZUHARA
Oh baby hairs, why do you plague me so?
Reminder 1: Stalking Ryan Gosling is a reality
I shall be posting reminders to myself on why I should save for a move to New York, rather than spend my money on nice things now.
Me: AH! It hurts!
N: You'll be right. You're a tough cookie.
Me: Man, that was stupid. I should've known better.
N: I didn't say you were a smart cookie...
I went to the malls and I balled too hard. "Oh my...
Anonymous asked: Thanks for the help. I got them a bit cheaper on ebay so I decided to just buy them.
Ridiculous conversation with two ridiculous people
C: Oh P was describing the weather like it was curry.
Me: What? What do you mean? Like it's hot?
P: Yeah, like you have a sweaty brow. Like, it's spicy.
C: Yeah, spicy. The weather was spicy.
Me: But it was nice out today...
P: Yeah, it's like curry 'cause it's pleasant.
Me: ... What?
C: Yeah, like you get pleasure... From eating curry.
Me: Curry pleasure?
C: Yeah, curry pleasure!
P: Curry pleasure. You don't have pleasure when you're eating curry? Like, "Hmm, this curry... Pleasure."
P: So when you're eating curry you're like, "Urgh, curry, disgusting."
Me: Pretty much.
C: You don't like curry?
P: So are there any other foods you don't like, that I should know about?
Me: I don't like fish.
Me: Yeah, I like it raw though.
Me: Yeah, raw.
P: Like, when salmon goes up stream...
Me: Yeah I grab it and rip into it like right there.
C: You just bite into it.
Me: Yup, like a grizzly bear.
P: So like, if we make you a fish curry, you wouldn't eat it?
Me: No, I don't like cooked fish.
Anonymous asked: Hi, I am thinking of buying the acne track boots. How much wear do you get out of yours? Thanks :)
You can buy school but you can't buy class.
If I tell you my hopes and dreams, well then, you’re a keeper.
I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as within my reach. You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such previous feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own, than when you first broke it eight and a half years ago. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has...
My co-workers are some of the best people I know. ♥
I have the rest of my life to wear sensible shoes!...
Oh hello lovely new Acne sweater with a pull in it. Uh, excuse me, what? Yes. There is a tiny, weeny pull on the sleeve of my sweater. I don’t understand why people don’t quality control!
Bitches always out to put their paw on your...
Nice to see me?! No. It’s nice to see your teacher from year 5 or your mum’s best friend’s sister or I don’t know, an awkward ex-girlfriend who you tried to stay friends with. It’s awesome to see me. I’m fucking awesome. Got that?!