June 2011
59 posts
This is so funny I had to share with y’all. Don’t get me started on what my parents say hahaha.
Fobby Asians are hilarious
- Asian lady: Hello, I need a rump.
- S: Huh?
- AL: Rump from over there! *points to Lighting*
- S: Oh you mean lamp?
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *run away*
- Later
- Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I had to walk away because I was going to laugh in her face.
- S: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. People have problems saying L and that's fine but she wrote 'rump' on the paper.
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Best of Autocorrect
Oh my god, this had me laughing so hard.
OMFG REBLOGGING FROM THE GRAVE
I KILLED HER IN THE WOODS OUTSIDE HER HOUSE AND LEFT
LOL this one’s my favourite
HAHAHA this is hi-lar! Thank god for iPhone autocorrect.
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“A man is least himself when he talks in his own person; when he is given a mask he will tell the truth.”
—Oscar Wilde
The Look Of Love Pt. 1
J-88
J-88 - The Look of Love pt. 1
Thanks to Erika who recommended Slum Village and J Dilla. I youtubed and found this and have now been listening to it for the last few days.
I like it when...
- guys wear rings on their index finger.
- my underwear match (they hardly ever do!)
- when little kids tell stories and they’re so excited they forget to breathe.
- jeans fit me well.
- getting hugs from my nephew.
- I can stay up late and wake up late.
- my mum makes dumplings and pork buns (definitely my two most favouritest foods in the world! Screw fine dining).
- I watch Sleepless in Seattle and know what line is about to be said.
- people think I’m pretty. I’m not but thank you!
- the sun comes out.
- coffee is made well.
- sales people are honest.
- people tell me I look skinnier when I’ve gained 2kgs.
- things work out.
“Je n’aime pas dans les vieux films américains quand les conducteurs ne regardent pas la route.”
—Amélie
Are you mothereffin' kidding me?
Beautiful Chloés from ‘07
Ugly ass Jeffrey Campbell
I am so glad Urban Outfitters messed up again so I don’t have to see a pair of jeffrey Campbell shoes in my home. I was weak but because of this ugly ass shoe, my mind has returned to normal again. All Jeffrey Campbell shoes should burn. Especially Litas BUT especially these ugly ass Chloé knock-offs.
EDIT: Especially these too.
Me explained by my consumer behaviour textbook
“When consumers encounter prices that are significantly different from their expectations, they engage in dissonance reduction. That is, they seek additional information to justify the high price or they trivialise their own expectations.”
Fish
Tyler, The Creator
The first verse. Damn.
My sister’s CD came last week or maybe the week before (I can’t keep track of time anymore) but this is all I’ve been listening to since then.
