April 2011
17 posts
“I really like you, Midori. A lot.”
“How much is a lot?”
“Like a spring bear,”...”
– NW (via ihatejackets)
I wrote this a little over a year ago on my blog. Every so often I look back on what I write and think, “Goddamn, I am one hell of a writer.” Hahaha, of course, other times I look back and think, “What is this bullshit you’re posting on the Internet for the whole world to see?” I can’t decide how I feel about this one.
“At the end of every week I breathe...
FUCK YEAH YEEZY: Madbury at Coachella excerpt: →
fuckyeahkanyewest:
“Once I got over the fact that I wasn’t going to see Nas come out and receive a G.O.O.D. Music Jesus piece while Kurtis Blow and Afrikaa Bambaataa beat boxed from the side stage, I realized I was probably watching the rap performance of the decade. A string of hits sung, screamed, and recited with…
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LOL
David: Hey Kevin, what happened to your mohawk?
Kevin: Oh, I thought I'd be more professional now. Nah, it's too short for it right now. I can't get it up.
David & Me: ... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
Kevin: Oh man! Set up!
“It took a while to grow the confidence to say, ‘This is who I am, take it or...”
– coco rocha (via canadianvogue)
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Good joke
G: *has been going on about her broke foot all day and is about to cry* I swear, if I don't walk properly ever again I'm going to sue!
C: Have you notified them?
G: Yes!
C: Have you called a conference?
G: What? I already told them!
C: Has it affected your London hopes?
G: What?!?! What are you talking about?
C: You know... Your foot. Now you're not going to be able to compete in the Olympics.
G: Man... You're a nutter!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Being the man
*It's raining and I take my umbrella out, guy from my tute is walking really close to me*
Me: Uhh... do you want to get under?
Guy: *Shocked* Haha, no, I'm right.
Me: Hahaha, I feel bad for you.
Guy: Nah, it's all good haha. Do you have the test now?
Me: Yeah, I do. Do you? Are you ready for it?
Guy: Yeah... sort of.
Me: Ah, just get under the umbrella!
Guy: Hahahahahaha *gets under*.
