October 2011
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Easy conversations. No such thing. No, I'm shy,...
Doing my assignment and some guy is asking Siri what the meaning of life is. Sad.
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J: Urgh, what did she come as?
Me: ... Ew, Hoochie Mama.
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i'm surprised by how much shit i can hold in my...
frankocean:
niggas got terabytes on terabytes..on terabytes. :-/
Lunch was super awkward today.
A motivational speech
F: I don't want to hear this negativity! You are adorable. Look, I Facebook stalk you and I'm like, "Leanne is so hot. If I was a lesbian I would so do her."
I’ve forgotten that I’ve told certain people about my planned gap year to New York when I’m done with uni. When they bring it up I keep thinking WHO TOLD YOU? But it was I! I shouldn’t of told so many people. I should’ve just graduated and then disappeared for a year haha.
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When people write in really long run on stream of...
This is so me. I think I have to admit I’m a hipster now.
You’ve transformed breakfast into dinner! It’s a miracle!
– Homer Simpson. He knows the amazingness of breakfast for dinner.
The only thing that can cure this feeling is breakfast for dinner, Sleepless in Seattle and You’ve Got Mail back to back followed by a really, really, really large cup of that god awful Swiss Miss.
I used to pride myself on being able to say what I wanted or write what I wanted without thinking. All I needed was quiet, some space and some time. These days I find myself thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking. It never stops. Just the thinking. No words. I don’t know how to express myself anymore.
I need a break.
Today after work I went home, ate too much chocolate, showered and pretended to go to church. My poor dad wants his kids be good Catholics by attending church weekly even if they don’t have the mental or emotional capacity to sit through an hour of preaching. So I went to the Coles, bought more chocolate, expensive bananas and cookies, drove to the next suburb and back to kill time, and then...
You know you don’t have real friends when everyone who’s coming to your party feels sorry for you or is going because their other friends are going or people are making up the same excuses (UNI WORK) to avoid you. Uni work isn’t a priority if your close friends are turning 21… Just sayin’.
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Reminder to self: No matter how tempting it is to eat chocolate for 2 meals of the day, it should not be done.
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That jerk! I have no feelings for him whatsoever but now I’ve also decided we can’t be friends. Stupid jerk.
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Them tatts, they got swag.
Me: I like his tattoos.
C: What's with girls and tattoos?!
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