fuckyeahigavein: beastbias: thesexy-joker: ...
A conversation conducted in broken English and...
Dad: Where’s Ivy? Me: She went to an interview. Dad: Inter-view. I don’t know this word. M: Yes you do, like parent interview! INTERVIEW. For a job. D: She’s working? M: No, she went to an interview! D: I don’t know… M: She went to look for a job. D: Ohhhh, she’s working! M: No! She’s looking for a job! D: … Ahhh okay I understand now. Where is it?...
Honestly, who in their right mind asks this and...
Lady: What are you trying to achieve with this job?
Me thinking: Um... I just really want the money man.
Me actually saying: I guess I just really like helping customers with clothing choices and finding what suits their needs...
redvelvetgirl replied to your photo: Me, my new floppy hat and my cheat sheet for my… i love the hat! where frommm? bonne chance pour votre examen! Merci beaucoup Amie ! J’ai acheté le chapeau de Forever21. C’était seulement $15 !
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher: God! You say that like it's a bad-thing.
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is hymenally-challenged.
fuckyeahharajukubarbie: extrarightt: Nicki...
redvelvetgirl asked: lol those movies are all pre-2000! they don't count!